Warning: This post contains bad grammar and rude language that will most likely offend and may cause vomiting. Read with caution.
I'm on a bit of a dictionary buzz (in case you couldn't tell). Here are my definitions for a few slang terms/spelling offenses I have seen young folks use on social networking sites.
baby; usually used in reference to an infant child or a gal pal (female friend)
Usage: Waju doin bebe?
a female dog; also used to refer to an unsavoury female character
Usage: OMG she is such a bij!
believe (to be used by those allergic to the letter "E")
Usage: I gant biliv she said that.
can't; can not
Usage: (Refer to biliv above)
church; a place of worship (where there is hopefully fervent praying for forgiveness for such horrendous language sins)
Usage: Me and my bebe are getting ready for jurj.
much love. (seriously, if you have any love for humanity, you would stop writing/typing muj luv)
Usage: Muj luv to my gurls, mwah mwah.
a big juicy lip kissy sound, used to convey affection
Usage: (Refer to muj luv above)
Oh My [insert any word starting with G], for example "goofiness", "goodness", "golfballs", etc; used to express disbelief
Usage: (Refer to bij above)
short form of "What are you up to?"; to be used by those who have either lost both thumbs in a shark/dog attack or labour employment accident, or those who have severe ADD (to the point where they lack the mental capability to concentrate on stringing a six word sentence together)
What The [insert any word starting with F], for example "fridge", "fudge", "froglegs", etc; used to express complete and utter bewilderment
Usage: WTF is wrong these kids and their spelling???!!
I may regret asking this, but do you have any "favourites" that I've missed out on? *puke*