Thursday, July 26, 2012

Current affairs

I hate hate hate when the news (not E! News, but real news, the programs on free TV during the news hour) report stories such as this:

"Kristen Stewart has confirmed cheating on Robert Pattinson ... "

Really? I mean, seriously...really? REALLY??!!!

I don't even know if those are their correct names. You know why? Coz I don't care! I do not care what, or in this case who *snigger*, that actress who ruined Snow White and the Huntsman for me and that guy from Hufflepuff are doing behind each other's backs.

If I wanted to get the latest on Hollywood celebs, I would watch E! News because:
  • They have stylists (Oh...the boring news people do too? Awkward...)
  • They don't follow celeb affair stories with an update on the latest National Business edition
  • Giuliana is gorge
  • They know who the hell they're talking about (I do not believe that Peter Williams has a clue who these  debaucherous youngsters are)
  • They actually call celebs by their real names, i.e. K.Stew and R.Pats

So please, One News and 3 News, for the love of Pete and for the sake of my sanity, stick to natural disasters, heart warming stories of New Zealand's good Samaritans, and (I can't believe I'm saying this) the All Blacks.

5 comments:

Teine Samoa said...

In complete and utter agreement! I don't watch E News because I really don't care about the love lives of people I don't know... when obviously there is more than enough drama in love lives of people I do know (ie. everyone in Samoa) LOL!!!

Laura said...

Hell. Yes. They needa stick to what they know.

Anonymous said...

Ohmigosh, Kristen has cheated on Edward?! Im heartbroken. Is nothing sacred in this world anymore?
(scurries away to google R-Patz phone number...cos he might need comforting. A shoulder to cry on. Some choc chip cookies...

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